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A drink drank by black men who are trying to fit in with their white friends. It consists of an emptied out White Claw® can filled up with Colt 45®.
Cody: Yo Jamal, you need another White Claw bro?
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.
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A girl that needs to get singing lessons so she can make proper songs not nursery rhymes for 5 year olds. One of her lyrics are: "Its friday, friday, Gotta get down on Friday"
Guy: Have you heard Friday the song?
Girl: Oh yeah by that Rebecca Black? Its so annoying!
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We so excited! There goes my friends! - Rebecca Black
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The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.
You: My God!
Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy
Randy Black: Beer sobers me.
Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!
Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
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A form of hard core PCP: Slang
Damn bizzle thats some good black wack for shizzle, DAMN
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my meme daddy
Spooky Black is the hottest rapper in the game, I want him to have my babies
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The real hero in the story, the anti-simp, the woman-beater(lol), the remedy to the infamous White-knight. These people are the true knights, they will always fuck over white knights and simps.
person 1 (white knight): ughuhgugh that girl is so hot im going to simp for her in this FFA game and make sure no one touches her
person 2 (black knight): stupid female, die.
person 1 (white knight):OMG WTFF/!??!! YOU KILLED THE QUEEN!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2 (black knight): die, white-knight. bring as many of your friends as you need, you're all dogshit at this game and you can't even win in a fucking 5v1, absolute garbage, teaming in a fucking FFA match, imagine how embarassing that must be lol
person 1 (white knight): URHUGRHGRURHGRUH MY SIMP PRIDE FUCK YOU REPORTED AND BLOCKEED UHGUHGUGHUHG
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