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A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.
The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.
"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"
The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.
The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"
The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"
"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"
"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"
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(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)
"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"
When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
having worth, or any contribution to society.
- That wanker isn't worth any bread.
- This career makes me feel as I'm finally worth any bread.
Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?
Bread slathered in mayonnaise then fried in bread crumbs served warm and guaranteed to give you a stomach ache however, some brace few find it delicious.
Gabe: I love bubble bread
Cecilia: ew I have a stomach ache because of it.
The "live stream please bread man" slogan is a meme that originated from the YouTube channel Toasty Boi. The channel is known for its videos of a bread man character who is toasted in a toaster. The slogan is a request from fans of the channel to see the bread man character live streamed.
The slogan is a play on words. The word "bread" can refer to both the type of food and the act of live streaming. The word "man" can refer to both a human male and the character in the Toasty Boi videos. So, the slogan can be interpreted as either "please live stream the bread man character" or "please live stream the act of toasting bread."
The slogan is often used in the comments section of Toasty Boi's videos. It is also used in other online forums and social media. The slogan has become a popular way to express support for the channel and to request more live streams.
"Live stream please bread man! I need my daily dose of toast."
"I'm so glad Toasty Boi finally live streamed. The bread man is so funny!"
"I'm going to start a petition to get Toasty Boi to live stream every day."
"Please live stream bread man im going absolutley insane. (boowomp lol!)"
Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"
Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"
TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-