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Someone's butthole with a sweaty ring of poo residue around it.
She loves it when I rub her moon ring from behind.
Double speak by members of The Ratpack
- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?
The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket
Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom
Pit stains, the sweaty stains that occur in the armpits when one is sweating...
Guy 1: bruh you nervous?
Guy 2: yeah man, how could you tell?
Guy 1: you got mad onion rings bro
Guy 2: oh shit
THE HOLY GRAIL FOR FAT FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN THERE MOMS BASEMANT
im fat i use onion rings as wedding rings
Kane's specific pronounciation of Onion Rings before it became a meme
'Onion Rings'