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child time

child time is the term invented by Fabiano Agosti which describes the time when a child needs to go to sleep!!!

It's Child Time, go to sleep...

by rickyrockyrooo November 04, 2010


time traveller

Someone who dresses from a completely different era.

If you spot a man sporting a mullet, Gargoyle sunglasses and fluorescent-splattered muscle pants, you may have found someone who has time traveled from 1987. Approach with caution.

by swank5 October 27, 2004


Time of Day

To acknowledge someone as human. Showing a bare minimum standard of respect towards someone. A level of respect someone who is a coke addicted, baby throwing, prostitute who owes you money for drugs that you sold them, could attain

Me: what's wrong?
Him: I just don't get why this girl won't give me the time of day
Me: maybe she's thinking about Elon musk memes

by Rathmagar October 14, 2019


Carl-Time

A euphemism for masturbation; a reference to Carl Monday's 2006 report on pornography in libraries.

"Hey, Carl, wanna go hang out?"
"No, thanks. I'm just gonna go take some Carl-Time."

by SLUH December 03, 2009


Banana Time

Weekdays, 3.15pm: Enjoy a banana with some friends.

Not the same banana though.

"Is it banana time yet?"

"I left to go home at around twenty to banana time."

"Stop! Banana time."

by KingMonkey87 April 22, 2009


real time

In person instead of online

I've been cybering Jane for days, instead we could have been bumping uglies in real time.

by Frisco Stories August 18, 2008


Quality Time

Quality time is a term mainly used by women in order to get her partner to spend more time with her. Usually makes men sigh at the mere mention of the word. Quality time however usually leads to good things like sex, cuddling and getting your laundry done by your girlfriend while you pretend to clean. It would therefore be in your best interest to spend "quality time" with your partner.

Girlfriend : Honey, I don't feel like we spend enough quality time together.

Boyfriend : Really? I see you every damn day!

by appoptiately_inappropriate August 08, 2015