bro... go get that checked out
guy 1: hey i need to tell you something
guy 2: yeah bro
guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.
shitting in the butt crack without releasing it
dude i think he was just shitting ass
he just shat ass
When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
Similar to blind sided - but when reason the reason is a complete waste of time
I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday
Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.
Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!
A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"