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A large man, who likes being dominated by an even larger woman. Usually involving pegging
"Damn that amazon bitch really railed me last night. Call me shit cutter my ass is sore
A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.
I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
The incorrect way to spell shih tzu
Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.
When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.
I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.
I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!
Acronym for Bullshit+Shit Show. The bullshit one is talking is sure to cause a shit show. Nothing good will come from that conversation, meeting, traffic stop, so on and so forth.
BS-Shit Show:
The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.
Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.
That status caused a bull shit shit show
A football maneuver in which a quarterback sucks the dick of the other team's coach in order to guarantee a victory.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear who won the superbowl?
Person 2: Yeah, the Eagles. Nick Foles must have done an Izzy Shit for Bill Belichick