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Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes
Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes
A term used for masturbation.
Oh! Jesus christ Tommy! Are you playing with your parrot in the middle of this party!?
Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!
Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*
A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.
2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.
3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.
4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
its when you buy a budget mic and youR not happy about it
YOUR MIC IS BAD CUZ YOU SOOO POOR HHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIYYYAAAAAA STUPID BRAIN