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Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection
I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!
The best Preston roleplay account to exist
Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.
Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...
National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend
Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day
July 26th is National send nudes to yo girl.
HG ITS NATIONAL SEND NUDES TO YOUR GIRL DAY.
Have you got any?
Yes ma’am 🙌
Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
December 1- the day you give your best friend flowers to show you appreciate them
Hey, did you get your best friend flowers? Its December 1st! Give your bestfriend flowers day