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The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.
Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.
The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.
Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.
Something you say when you fuck up... royally.
Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.
pet: wow botia is generally a piece of shit
everyone except omgguy: i agree brether
When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention
Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!