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cannon shit

The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.

"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"

by swankles May 11, 2016


Fuck your shit up

1) To beat up
2) To talk out of doing something; To discourage

1) I’m gonna fuck your shit up!

2) Don’t let other people fuck your shit up.

by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023


Gone into the shit house

Definition 1: Going to the restroom (usually referring to a outhouse)

Definition 2: Having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

“Gone into the shit house” is defined as having lost or losing control of one’s self discipline

The term is used in the 1980s film Smokey And The Bandit 2. Little Enos and Big Enos are characters in the film.

(Little Enos) There’s one thing bothers us, we heard talk of the Bandit slippin.

(Big Enos) Uh “gone into the shithouse” is the exact phrase we heard.

by The Snowman April 8, 2023


nickle shit

a nickname for a friend of yours named "nick" who is a nazi

1 "bro me and nick are friends"
2 "you mean nickle shit? bro hes a nazi un-friend him"

by Gayzerr January 10, 2023


you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 4, 2017


you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017


shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S January 25, 2012