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Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge
Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!
When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum
Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.
Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.
Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.
Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.
When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.
Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!
Action when you cum after she uncontrollably guzzles your shmeat while sticking her ring finger up your ass wearing you like a wedding band.
“Yo dude, Becca is an absolute freak she made me goke cum last night”
When a contractor runs out of drywall spackle and resorts to using his own cum to fill the drywall seams instead...
The contractor ran out of drywall spackle, so he started using cum spackle instead to save money.