Dog walk

A type of rim job where the partner performing the rim job has their head held down while the partner receiving the rim job farts on the partner performing the rim job

Last night I dog walked Shana. She is such a freak!

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cross walk rabies

Pronounced (Cer-uoss Walk RA*bees)
Noun
1. infectious, sometimes fatal disease found in either annoying, eurotrashed, drunk, tripped out, touristy, old, oblivious, obviously discrutaled pedestrians that attacks by blocking the Parietal lobe (somatosensory cortex and dorsal stream) to any part of the body, characterized by loss of judgement around heavy, fast moving traffic. Also dizziness, slurred speech, battered zombie-like appearance, and a Russian accent.
Linguistic Origin:
(a) Latin rabi*s, street rage, from jwalkiuos rabere, to rave in the streets. (b) Idiot
Other forms
Cross walk rab-ies, Cross walk rabbiest, THEE Crossa walk rabbies

"We've got thee Crossa-walk r-aa-bies!"
"People here have serious Cross Walk Rabies, wtfzors."

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Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

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Side Walk Sale

A sidewalk sale is when the bars close and you are left outside looking for some loving. If you did not find someone before the clubs closed then you are chillin outside on the side walk, sucka.

"Damn, look at all those ho's chillin at the side walk sale." or "That side walk sale is weak."

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walking pocket pussy

A female so terribly boring that all she is good for is to bust a nut

“hey look there’s ashley”
“oh! don’t you mean the walking pocket pussy”

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crab walk of shame

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.

Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.

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walking my fish

Larnie Carr, the founder and developer over the term "Walking my fish".

This term is most commonly used to subliminalize the explicity of female masturbation. This term is most commonly used as a joke by males.

Larnie Carr: hold dafuq up. there is a emo porn site...gurl im gonna have to get back to ya later I gotta like walk my fish or something.

Larnie Carr: back from walking my fish.

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