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The result of being a douchebag.
To key (ones) car:
Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!
Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.
Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.
Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh
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A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"
2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
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Somewhere an individual goes when they haven't had sex in a while.
I got fucked at the used car dealership
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a car that can run a 12 second 1/4 mile
once this turbo's in, we'll be runnin low 12s
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When a man loves a woman....or a man....
It is when there is an ostomy (hole or outing where your colon or small intestines will come out, usually seen with a bag in place because they drain the shit) placed and another man uses this ostomy hole as a place where he may have sex. Almost like anal sex, but not quite much pleasure for the receiver...
He was so horned up he had to use the Philidelphia Side Car to get off.
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When you wash your ENTIRE car with the window squeegee. Commonly done at a gas station when you are either too broke or lazy to take your car thru a real car wash.
Dominick: Dude, nice wheels. Looks like you finally got a car wa---What's with that weird streak on your door?
Phillppe: Oh yea man, I had to do the kentucky car wash...
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The time in a newly-formed relationship where the couple is completely obsessed with eachother. The couple must spend every waking minute together and the only thing they talk about is how in love they are, how lucky they are to have found eachother etc, etc,. The new car smell usally consists of annoying texts to friends bragging about the relationship and posts on facebook that make everybody on that persons friends list want to puke and/or gouge their eyes out to spare them from the repetitive post about their "special, one of a kind love." The new car smell usually last the first few months of the relationship and on some rare ocassions can last a year or two. After the new car smell wears off the couple pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they are no more special than any other couple.
Anything that last longer than that isn't qualified as a 'new car smell', but rather said couple is putting on a insecure front, making their family and friends think they beat the odds are still so much in 'love' when really the realtionship has turned mediocre and/or boring.
Facebookuser: Love u (insert name here)! Ur my life, love, and Soulmate! Thank u so much for the surprise gift tonight! Your so sweet. Love you Boo! :)
Facebookuser: Bed is cold without my beautiful bride next to me. 45 min till i get warm. love you (insert name here).
Facebookuser: I MISS YOU (insert name here)! HOPE U HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK. CANT WAIT TO TALK TO U ON MY LUNCH BREAK. XOXOXO IM MISSIN U LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW!
Friend 1: OMG- These face book posts make me want to PUKE.
Friend 2: Don't worry, it's just the new car smell. It'll wear off soon and they'll realize how big of jackasses they look like.
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