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Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.
Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.
Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.
After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.
This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”
Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.
Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.
Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀
Such a shitty school in Chav Town, the principal is Big Phil and the Shitty deputy is Mrs Cowsarse. We are made to carry 5000 tons of shit school work every day. This school is full of slags,sweats and play boys. This is the worst school
A girl at Hailsham Community College is considered a slut
A bunch of girls and hardly any guys. The girls aren't pretty, either, and so you can tell this was written by a guy. I digress, Montserrat College of Art is a dark hole filled with dead brain cells, ash and pigment. Because of it's dark nature, it is nearly impossible to see this pigment.
You dropped them in a Montserrat College of Art, they will never emerge. Nope, not in our lifetime.
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one of the three secondary schools in castlebar.......also mainly filled with chavs......known as the chav mothership that everybody...everybody hates the people from davitt college because of the chavvyness of it and because it really is a horrible school......
consists of boys and girls.....while all the first years always go behind the school feeking one another......
cant get away with anything and the teachers cannot teach....
dude:oh ya i go to davitt....
guy:wat?? the chav mother ship?? thats awful!!
dude: i know.. i hate it....
look at those davitt college people...thats a horrible school...
omg i go to davitt college and i hate it!!! eww full of chavs!!!!
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Where your dreams come to die.
Dude there is no way I am attending Lyndon State College for another semester, I've never had to deal with such bullshit.
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A (somehow) accredited institution of "higher" learning, which spends far more time, money, and effort on the part of administration policing student culture than it has ever spent maintaining the basic necessities students require to function in a rigorous academic context.
EXAMPLE 1:
Graduate: "I went to Warren Wilson College"
Colleague: "Damn dude, sorry about those loans"
Employer: "Have we drug-screened you yet?"
Parent: "Isn't that a nudist colony?"
EXAMPLE 2: (This actually happened)
Uber Driver: "So what kind of school is Warren Wilson College?"
Student: "It's a work college, we work 15 hours a week and that goes straight to our tuition"
Uber Driver: "Your earnings go straight to room and board? So you're... sharecropping?"
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