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The hole in the end of a man's penis.
You ever talk to me like that again I'll shove my key in your Golden Eye
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A team with a young trio of Jason Richardson, Mike Dunleavy, and Troy Murphy who on paper look like an exciting team. However they are coached by that dumbass coach who used to coach Stanford named Mike Montgomery who doesn't know shit how to play NBA style and from the looks of it they are en route to miss the playoffs for a record straight 11 seasons.
Lets go to a Golden State Warriors game in Oakland Coliseum and root for the opposite team.
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when you piss in someone's ass and then shucks it out
last night i drank amanda's golden doughnut shake.
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Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.
The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.
The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.
A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”
“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”
Sex Posistion; When a man "Titty Fucks" a woman, but does it inverted{reversed} so that his ass is in her face thus allowing her to toss his salad. Typically done laying down or on the edge of a bed, table, counter, etc....
Origin: Woodstock circa 1969. *See what I did there*
Greg: "Hey bro did you try that RTGG yet?"
Steve: "Oh you mean Riding The Golden Gate? Yeah I did it to Melissa last night man, she was eating my ass like a Klondike bar while I fucked her tits."
Greg: "Nice,......you lucky bastard."
When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!
Golden Valley, AZ is so garbage, it makes Kingman look as good as Beverly Hills!