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Meaning, "Not Irish"
Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
A tractor with a cannon and missiles.
Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!
Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.
When two bearded men Tangle beards.
Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap
I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.
It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain
Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!
Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain
Dude that hike was awesome, the Irish Sundance at the peak really topped it off!