Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys
Guy 2: Jordan Stole em
Guy 1: FUCK
Jordan is a very kind boy. He is the best that could have happened in my life I am so grateful for him, he has always been there for me and always knows how to comfort people. If he is your friend you are lucky but if you are dating him YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL/BOY IN THE WORLD! everything that he does is the best. He will never make you feel left out, he will always stand up for you he is most of the time freaky
SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD
"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*
Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"
(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)
Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument
person 1- That rant was crazy
Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord
african americans or black people
Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome
The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.
Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you
Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it
Hey who is that
Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip