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Luke is a pretty simple guy. He does what he wants when he wants. He is a very handsome dude and his sense of style is crazy good. He looks like a stoner but it rather sober. He prefers to hang with the boys but can't help himself from getting caught up with a bitch from time to time. He can do everything and is the handiest mothafucker. He doesn't like to be told what to do so he doesn't like scheduled sports or school. When he gets pissed he's pissed so don't make him mad because he has hands. Do not disrespect him.
a reall funny person who everyone laught at- oh sorry , laughted with. everyone constantly wants him around and are always barging themselves to be near him since he is so attractive and cool. his power to make everyone fall in love with him is insane and everyone wishes they could be him, since he really is the perfect human, if the definition of perfect would be "noncy" and definition of human woulkd be "peice of shit"
luke s middle name was anthony, so embarrassing lolz
Attention seeking, but somehow everyone loves him. He's charming but if you really know him, you know how he's all about the attention and just wants to be noticed by everyone.
Girl #1: Luke is kind of cute!
Girl #2: Yeah!
Luke: I know.
Luke is another name for a lady boy; a man without a penis, who has a large set vagina, or some would say is just a straight bitch or bitchmade. This is the type of man that chooses to be a deadbeat father, doesn’t help his partner with anything!
He will exhibit the following qualities: refusal to take care of his child, will not pay any bills, has never in the past 11 years done anything for his partners or anyone including his families birthday, her will for sure cheat on you, is a delusional psychopath, gaslights the fuck out of all women, will act like his parents success some how makes him special, will not have held a job for 40 years, relives his high school days because sadly that’s when he peaked, most like a junkie with hemorrhoids the size of Jupiter.
I would say Luke is the type of person that hates himself so much to the point where he has to ruin other peoples live to make himself feel anything!
Luke is a bitch!
If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.
Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .