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1.To get luked can mean several different degrating things. To get punked, slapped or punched in the face, or to get something stolen from your face like a punk.
2.To spend all of your money at the bar, or spend it all on drugs.
1.Damn dude he just luked you for your tips.
2.Damn yo last night i Luked my pay check at the bar.
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Someone who’s had too much to drink. Usually people with a low tolerance to alcohol.
Oh he’s had a pint and he’s drunk? He’s pulled a luke!
Or ‘oh he’s had a pint? He’s luked!
The act of traveling from the middle of nowhere to a cool city and drinking to excess, spending a lot of money, eating 5lbs of Mexican food, passing out at your friends apartment, waking up the next day and dispensing digested Mexican food and stench through out your friends apartment.
' I am gonna get so Luked tonight! '
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To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.
Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.
An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke
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Luke is a guy who is tired of people coming up to him and saying "Luke, I am your father" but other than that Luke's are very out going guys who are always willing to lend a hand. They are athletic, good looking guys that every girl would kill to date. They are friendly and will do anything they possibly can to help someone out.
Some guy: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: Dude, stop saying that!
Some girl: I would totally marry Luke!
Other girl: I would change our last name to skywalker!
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Anyone else whose name is Luke just reading this to see what people say about your name?
Bro 1: bro search up your name
Bro 2: *types in Luke
Bro 1: what does it say?
Bro 2: yeah it’s a cool name
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