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The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...
"OMFG"
Is that a MIKE RZEPKA
YEAH HE IS HOTT
The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.
say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike
The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)
Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.
yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.
When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes