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When your dad leaves your mam and fucks someone else and your mam finds out so your stepbrother has to come over every once a week
Stepbrother: Oh I love you brother
Other stepbrother: we ain't brothers you stupid fucking asshole of a stepbrother, you are my brother from another mother!
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If your daddy gets around but keeps it in the family, resulting in brother-cousins, then you’ve gotta distinguish your real brother, who is your brother from the same mother.
My brothers are Jack, Tim, Tony, Andre, Jerry, Thomas, Phil, and Jim... they’re cousins too, except Jim... Jim Is my brother from the same mother.
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A brother that is only related to you through your father, as in he is your half brother, there fore he is your brother but from another mother.
John and I are brothers, but since he is the son of my step-mom he is my brother from another mother
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The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured
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A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
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The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.
A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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