Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

Black Point-Green Point

A neighborhood of novato, a mutant incest love creature between Black Point and Green Point. Black Point is a collection of small secluded houses full of hippies, and green point are multi-million dollar mansions run by absent addict patriarchs piggybacking off of daddy’s trust fund money. The two are divided by highway 37, which is full of drunk truckers who finished drinking 70 6-packs at Rossi’s Deli

Josh: “Have you ever been to Black Point-Green Point?”
Zach: “Wtf, why would anybody do that? I’m not looking to get run over by some mexican trucker who just finished daydrinking at the deli”

Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.

Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.

Friction point

First part of penis to chafe itself raw after meat beating for the 4th time without proper amount of knuckle butter present

I told my doctor I yanked so hard by the time I was done my friction point got a staph infection

gandy point

U don't get no pay or nothin

I am going to give you a gandy point.

Good point pencil tip

When somebody makes a valid point that you didn’t think of before you let them know they made a good point by saying “Good point pencil tip!”. Or you can shorten it with GPPT.

Jimmy: Man these noobs keep camping in call of duty
Lane: The map requires stealth, you can’t just run around like a chicken with its head cut off
Jimmy: GOOD POINT PENCIL TIP!

Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!