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One who, when smoking out with friends is usually the first to get high, usually off of his or her very first hit off of the bong, pipe, joint, etc.
That Johny's always the first of us to get blown and act all stupid. He's a one-hit-wonder.
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Hit the Asian Wall- The age at which an Asian woman turns from pretty to pretty ugly!
Did you ever notice how many Asian women are good looking and then at age like 50 they get all ugly? They have Hit the Asian Wall. This goes for Russian women as well, they are hot and then they very suddenly become crooked babooska wearing trollkins.
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Your not like others your very perfect
Look at my picture
Nah I’m not gone lie you hit different
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a stupid and uncool way bloggers say when they want you to read the rest of the article that they written instead of just saving everybody a few seconds of their life and post it on the front fuckin page so US the readers don't have to load the page again and again AND AGAIN
Last we heard, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg had come aboard to perform a rewrite of the script. Hit the jump for more.
Me: FUCK! WHY?! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE FRONT FUCKIN PAGE?
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While having sexual intercouse, the process in which the male acheives maximum penetration resulting in impact to the uterus and surrounding internal organs.
John: "Dude, so how'd it go with the red head last night?"
Jim: "Oh my gosh, dude I had her upside down, balls deep, and hit 'dem guts! And she loved it!"
OR
John: "So dude what about that chick on the other side of the bar?"
Jim: "Ooooh yeah. I'd hit 'dem guts for sure!"
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...is telling somebody to call/text or contact you when parting ways
Jt: "damn... dude im flyin, that was some good bud"
Me: "i kno man its some killer, if you need some Hit me Up"
Jt: "yup"
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Hollering at friends;calling them.
person 1:Well nigga, hit that nigga Charles up to see what hes doin.
Person 2:aight i'll go hit em up then.
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