Random
Source Code
Random
When your driving your maths teacher up the wall and they ask you to leave the classroom.
The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks and not too smooth with the ladies......
exwife is a mudshark
To go on an adventurous trip into the wild with a minimal of tools. Both literary and metaforicly.
Will: Let`s head over into that patch of brambles! and take off your shirt and pants, we`re going bare-backing-back-packing.
Barry: I`ll bring the flashlight!
It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.
Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh
3 some, anything of a quantity of 3
I heard that Carl did the triple double snack pack with Jenna and Lisa last night!
Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.
Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!