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Is that an empty parking spot at the University of Central Florida? Impossible
Justin: Where do you go to school?
Ashley: Indiana Wesleyan University.
Justin: Oh that’s trash. Actual trash.
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Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
Utah Valley University (UVU) is an affordable and inclusive university in Utah County. The grass is always greener at UVU and offers incredible access to the best of Utah’s outdoors.
Have you seen Utah Valley University’s president at sporting events? She’s always on the sideline jumping up and down, shaking her pompoms, and cheering on the athletes by name.
I wanted to study at an inclusive and affordable university, so I came to UVU.
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The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.
What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.
employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school
The most underrated HBCU in the country! DSU is a campus full of intelligent beautiful women and scholarly gentleman that are serious about their future. Our Aviation & Nursing programs are hidden gems along with the college of business... Our research programs are on the rise as well! Dont sleep on this giant of a school.
STATE !
Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .
The Delaware State University is an awesome institution of higher learning