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Using a suction cup to prolapse the anus, making penetration with a tiny penis much easier.
"I'm not gonna lie to you. I have a micro dick, if we're gonna buttfuck, you'll need a Red Bell."
Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
The poop stains in the toilet bowl
I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!
It's where you pinch your sex partner's nipples. Then you crouch over her mouth and twist her nipples. As you twist them you release your previous night's Taco Bell directly into her mouth.
Stephen crouched over the lady he hired that night and gave her a good ol' fashioned Taco Bell Flintlock.
Take a percoset and drink alcohol and smoke weed and then go to Taco Bell
After the last night we had trifecta bell. I feel terrible today.
The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.
See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.