Make islands

A voiding of ones bowels in such an amount as to crest the surface of the bowl water, thus lending the appearance of a small island.

"Dood, it's been three days; I've gotta make islands. There's probably a turd wrapped around my spine by now."

Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

Shaturday

noun | Shat-ur-day | \'sha - tərr - dā\

The act of imbibing alcohol for the duration of a Saturday, beginning late morning and extending through brunch, afternoon, and into late evening. Pronunciation is similar to "Saturday" (day of the week), but to include the sh sound indicating an appreciable level of boozery and subsequent degradation of motor skills.

Handy Jobe: "What happened to your knee?"
Smellvira: "We bar-hopped the boardwalk after brunch."
Handy Jobe: "Sounds like a well-spent Shaturday."

Jaggered

Past tense; The act of doing your best Mick Jagger impersonation in public.

"I Jaggered so hard last night that I broke my watch!"

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