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Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.
Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.
The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:
where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}
Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.
Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"
when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode
that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz
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A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.
"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."
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The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.
John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.
Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...
Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
"lol mastur ch33f suckas my asshole
"which 1ne?"
"all eight lolololololoolol fuck u"
"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."
"Yes, indeed."
"hai r u mster chif?"
"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"
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A cunning jedi master from the late years of the jedi republic, taught the legendary obi wan kenobi into knighthood and was one of the first to become a force ghost. he was known for his abilities in the force rather than his lightsaber combat, he was wise and knowledgable and is the greatest fucking thing to exist, wise as fuck, he talks smack and he's played by liam neeson so what the fuck, he's the greatest jedi in the franchise and is fucking amazing
idiot: "wow jedi master qui gon jinn is ass, he sucks."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."
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Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".
"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"
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all three mean the same thing: a white man who fucks asian women (usually married or at least in a relationship with a pathetic asian man). white king is used the most, followed by master and lastly the bull - as it's what the asian women treat white men as - their king/master! asian women love worshipping big white superior alpha male manly cock so it makes sense to give the white man a nickname. hence why we have the three terms in question now.
these terms were made back in the 70s when the vietnam war was going on. white men were given the names by asian women as they wanted to show their respect and support for superior white kings. most asian women will cheat on their useless asian boyfriend with a big white cock and never go back, there's actually a saying that goes: "once you go white, you'll never have to fight.", what this means is that once an asian woman has sex with a white man, it'll make her relationship with her pathetic asian boyfriend so good they'll never have to argue due to their marriage being held together by the white master bull with his big white superior alpha male manly cock.
hey frankie, i heard matthias was dubbed a white king, white bull and white master by lily chi. apparently her marriage is being held together because of him, he fucks lily while haitao the asian husband watches in disbelief as matthias pounds lily's tiny asian pussy with his huge white cock
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