n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.
Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.
A cunt of a man, usually broke , very small penis, latches on to an american family to sustain citizenship then sponges of the brother in law , usually ginger and slightly retarded, rides a sporster
He is a real irish ray
A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.
I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.
The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.
I did a red irish peacock with misty
When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.
My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!