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To inflict bodily harm upon your person.
"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.
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Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.
Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
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When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.
yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.
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an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.
A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
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To get a wooden bat signed by ALL of the 1962 Boston red sox and beat a bitches pumpum to a pulp with it.
Karen was being such a twat last night that I had to give her a boston beat down.
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have sex with. beat it up, tear it up.
way of threatening to kick someones ass.
man, i would beat the brakes off it!
beat the breaks off that girl.
mother fucker, fuck you, im going to beat the breaks of your ass when i see you!
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jering it right after u just jerked it
"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."
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