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The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.
"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out
Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off
Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A Coastal Cow is an animal lover who adores cows! So much that they have cow print everything!
She's such a coastal cow, she has cow print everything!
1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)
1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”
a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.
2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"