the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day
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Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.
Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!
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A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!
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a term used for saline solution or contact solution.
My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.
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Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.
Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.
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like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"
"that ref is a douche ticket"
"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
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A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!
Your a fucking douche bag!
Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.
Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!
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