Juice Cleanse

A juice cleanse is when you cut an orange in half and squeeze the juice of it over an erect penis. A woman then gives a blow job and slops up all the OJ. You get the benefit of the blowjob while she gets the immunity boost of the Vitamin C. A true win-win.

Jessica: "Hey do you have any orange juice in the fridge?"

Tony: "No, but I have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!"

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Creep Juice

One who is of questionable character or one who is scary, creepy or causes others to feel unsettled.

Hey look at creep juice in the corner staring at us.

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apple juice

An alternative to saying "that's what she said" when a teacher or parent is around.

Stupid kid: "That's so hard!"
Man on the inside: "Apple Juice"
Class: 😂😂
Teacher: ?

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Gandhi Juice

Orange Juice.

What Gandhi drank to break his fasts.

Man, I haven't eaten in two days! Can you get me some Gandhi Juice?

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Swooce Juice

An alcoholic concoction created in Edinburgh in 2016 by Kalim A. Its ingredients can vary but there will always be some form of Spirit.

Yo Steamboat, pass the swooce juice!

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titty juice

milk from the tits

got to get me some titty juice

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aiming juice

A golf term coined by Mike Wirkkala of Long Beach WA. When one drinks beer or other alcoholic beverage before golf to improve ones aim.

"I need some Aiming juice before that next 9 holes."

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