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The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 9, 2019


E Bus

The worst bus of all the buses, you will definitely be harassed at least once on it and it almost always smells like shit.

“Mom I need some Febreze! This bus sucks!”
“Of course it sucks, this is the E bus!”

by anxi3_t3a October 21, 2021


I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.

Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son

by AJiwnl September 19, 2023


Ski bus

1. The act of ride sharing to a ski resort
2. A drinking game where passengers drink one beer every time an annoying ski reference including the words shred, gnar, conditions, etc is made on the ride to a ski resort

We ski bussed the way here and Trent literally passed out in the netting.

by Rockycars January 2, 2022


Bus puncher

Cheap, yet very strong, alcoholic beverage, liable to make you stagger about punching buses. IE White Cider, Special Brew, etc.

Look at that penny stamp in the middle of the road! He's been on the bus puncher I reckon.

by francisrossi June 6, 2010


Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny

The bus stop bandit stuck again

by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023


twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.

Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.

by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009