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the tension/etc; escalates quicker than expected.
Male student: DEEZ NUTS!
Teacher: You know, (insert name here), I was a lot like you when i was your age.
Male student: Wow, really?
Teacher: Yeah but the difference is i actually got pussy
Male student 2: Wow, 0 to 100 real quick...
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A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.
We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.
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The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot
Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"
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If you vape you could be inhaling toxic metals into your lungs. To show how scary that is we made a metal monster! (Wilhelm Scream) But nothing is as scary as the facts. Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs. That’s metal, in your lungs!
Person 1: What's the worst YouTube ad?
Person 2: The Real Cost Vaping Ad
That time of night at about 2 AM or 3 AM when you can't sleep so you watch George Lopez on Nick At Nite.
Timothan: Bro, Infinity War is on Netflix
Green Dude: Fuck off man, it's some real George Lopez Hours
a time to love and appreciate your gf. like sad nigga hours, but for people in a late-night good mood thinking about their significant other!
Guys, it's 12:00am! Real gf loving hours.
When u poop
Damn English Class is now REAL up in this porta john