queen of table talk

Some one who tells everyone at the poker table what each other are collecting.

Jeni is the queen of table talk.

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Minnow talk

The phenomenon whereby an IM conversation gets so confused due for example to alcohol or lack of attention or the fact one side is just plain odd, that the other no longer understands what is being said.

'No idea what you're talking about now, that's just a load of Minnow talk!'

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Chubby Talk

the act of using sarcasm in a funny manner usually relating to fat, skinny, hot and ugly people. Very funny to use, especially on noobs.

Examples of Chubby talk
Ex1. (Person 1) Here's your birthday present

(Person 2) Awh.. Who's Hot?

Ex2. (Parent) Clean your room

(Child) You are rude!!!

Ex3. (Skinny Person) Asks for a Cookie

(Chubby Person) Says: Quit the Fat!!!

Ex4. (Skinny person ) Hows the Hotness?

(Chubby person) Quit being fudgey

Ex5. (Person 1) Wait till you see my new hat

(Person 2) Awh bbz that is hot..

(Person 3) Who's a little geek?

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Talking Heads

One of the worst, most dreadful bands of all time. Hard to determine what their best albums are because most of their music is garbage. Their induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just proves that the R&RHoF doesn't mean shit.

did you see the talking heads with elvis costello in 77? god i hope not

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talk a blue streak

To talk rapidly and copiously

He can sure talk a blue streak.

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dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

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we need to talk

Girl language for "I'm about to smash your heart to tiny pieces"
The best thing to do in this situation is cry. Crying shows sensitivity. Tell her you've never been happier with a woman and beg her not to break your heart. Most of the time, YOU are the victim. Be very careful though, it could be something small.

Annie: We need to talk.
Josh: What's wrong?
Annie: I might have feelings for someone else.
Josh: This really hurts. Please don't break my heart, I can't take it.
Annie: We're only taking a short break, I care about you and I don't want to hurt you.
Josh: *Choking up* You know I've never been happier with a woman. Please don't ruin this for me.
Annie: It's only a break, I just need time to figure out my feelings.
Josh: *Softly sobbing*
Annie: Please don't cry
Josh: I can't help it at this point, I'm so scared of having my heart broken again
Annie, a few days later: I love you. Let's be together

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