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When you engage in anal sex and while your partner farts you put your tongue inside there rectum and twice your tongue like a key opening a door
Dude Rick just gave we the best A Cian the Door ive ever had
People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
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A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad
person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies
A way to protect company assets and property.
I bought an Anti-George door to protect the company break cleaner and freon.
When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind
Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”
Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down”
Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”
To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.
Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.