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The woman all kingwood/ humble/ porter kids know will sell them booze and not question their age. (RIP Nancy.)
"Let's get some beer... lets go to the pig lady!!"
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To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.
I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.
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When you get so drunk you remember having ovine sex but all you can stammer out is a slur that sounds like "I flucked a pig" "I'm a pig flucker"
Man, I got so wasted last night I flucked hella pigs.. Man, you are a serious pig flucker!
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A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.
Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.
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When two average build males have sex with an obese female.
Hey baby, wanna be part of this pig sandwich?
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A business owner who doesn't care about the acts that perform in their club or establishment. If an audience would pay for it, the owner would just as soon put two pigs fucking on the stage.
Joe is such a pig fucker. He let some stupid hack do 30 minutes of fart jokes.
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