Are u shitting my nable

Frase used when something insane happens

I cant believe Jessica died! Are u shitting my nable!?

a e i o u

v o w e l s a r e n i c e

Astronaut 1: a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u
Astronaut 2: e y u i o a
Astronaut 1: I give up.

S O U P!

General all around goodness/perfection.

Student 1 "What grade did you get on your report card? An E? Loser!"
Student 2 "No, I consumed S O U P! and using only 0.1% of my new founded power I altered space time to give my self an S+ Grade."
Student 1 "Da fook?"

I WANNA RAPE U

it basically means someone loves u but they’re too socially awkward to say it

1: how do u feel about me?
2: i wanna rape u
1: what?!!!
2: search it up on urban dictionary i just submitted the meaning of it.

A Large Satan eats u

A level in Happy Wheels, often causing people to laugh hysterically upon hearing its ridiculous name.

Friend: Oi m8 I'll play some happy wheels
Me: play "A Large Satan eats u"
Friend: *dies*

cell-u-lar-sodomy

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

How u sound b?

This sentence is commonly used when ordered to do something you do not have any intention of doing or when told something you weren't expecting and you get agry by it. The "b" can stand for anything you want it to, like: bitch, baby, boo, boy, etc.

Example 1
Teacher: you are failing
person 1: what? how u sound b?

Example 2
person 1: yo do my homework
person 2: how u sound b? do it yourself