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also known as my idiotic pedophilic ass classmate : b. matt
did you see that one guy name b.matt?
yes and he was creeping around lil kids
my classmate is a piece of shit
A piece of feces/crap usually flushed down the toilet. Most people don't care about it or hate it (especially after flushing).
OMG!!! That's a piece of shit. Imma flush it down the toilet.
The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”
“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
When he be shitting.
Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.