Hit your hit

To hit your hit is to hit the person that your partner is hitting on, especially if they know that your parter is taken already. The best place to hit their hit is their hit’s head.

If you fuck up and I find out the truth, not only will I murder you, I will also hit your hit if i find out that she knew that you had me.

If you cheat it will result in you being buried and I might even hit your hit too.

National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

your lake is low

Your pussy dry

Dominique your lake is low

get your yawn on

Slang phrase to describe getting sleepy.

It’s late, so go ahead and get your yawn on!

Give your brother soda Tuesday

On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda

Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday

I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.

dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."

eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout

“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”