When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.
Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.
this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!
When you smoke a hit of marijuana while taking a shit.
Gerry was tryna get baked but he also had to take a massive shit, so he took a shit-hit to save time.
When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.
“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”
When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.
I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left
The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.
Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.
That's awesome!
That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!