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cool man syndrome

when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool

your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material

"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."

"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."

"so how's the family?"

by Gynuq December 16, 2019


cool water sandwitch

-noun
an individual serving of cold beer, especially if taken from an ice-filled cooler.

There's nothing like a nice, cool water sandwitch in the morning to cure a hangover.

by Thaddeus Davis November 29, 2007

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Cool math games

Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.

Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.

In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.

Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.

EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*

EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 11, 2020

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Tall Cool One

β€œTall Cool One”. This refers to a tall, cool, brewski. Usually contained in a vessel of elevated proportions. The standard 12 ounce longneck glass bottles, the 16 ounce Tall Boys cans, and the 24 ounce Tall Boyz cans all apply to this title. β€œTall Cool One” has been forever immortalized by the late Chris Farley in the hit 1996 comedy Black Sheep. See quote below.

What have we got here? A couple of tall cool ones!

by Paramecium October 28, 2004

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


super-cool-awesome

1. used to describe a persone or thing that is superior to everything and everyone else.
2. the utmost in coolness.

Wow! Those shoes are super-cool-awesome!
You gotta meet Susan. She's super-cool-awesome.

by Luna January 18, 2005

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


just ain't cool

The ultimate negative description and insult of the late 60s and early 70s, man!

The court hereby sentences you to 30 days in the county jail.
Aw, that just ain't cool, man!

Get the hell off my ranch, you chicken thief!
You just ain't cool, you dig?

by Downstrike October 16, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.

"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."

by Poop.butt. April 10, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž