To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.
The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.
The act of having anal sex in the shower with a woman. However, right when you cum, her butthole spontaneously combusts with diarrhea on your dick
She was an attractive woman, but everything changed when the Alabama buttflood attacked.
It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
When a male sits on a females face to have oral pleasure done to him, while the female proceeds to play with the male’s penis.
“You see that beautiful lady over there?!?”
“Yeah, what about her?”
“Maaaaaaan, the things I would do to let her give me an Alabama Bop It!”
when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.
I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.
When a person buts a tarp out and puts a projector on it while tyler fucks his sister
Hey Mariah wanna have a Alabama movie theater???
A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.
Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!