Rural Dictionary

Butthurt American

An American who takes it too seriously when some one from Europe or Canada makes fun of him for living in a country filled with Fat, Retarded, Culturally defficient retards, and then whines about it every chance he can whilst talking to aa European, or a Canuck (I say this with affection.

Granted that makes a minir percentage of the population of our country and, being stereotyped sucks.

Yet these Fat, retarded, Culturally defficient retards some how end up running our god damned government.
So apparently, we have a fucking problem... Stop electing retards.

Example 1.

Person 1: This guy from England told me over an Anonymous chatroom that he thinks I'm fat and stupid because I live in the U.S. I'm going to go find my Canadian friend and whine at him.

Person 2: *eating his Mountain dew flavored dorrito cupcakes.* You do that, Billy-bob!

Person 1: 'MURIKA

Example 2:

Person 3: *Random European guy talking to his friend.* I totally trolled that Butthurt American last night.

Person 4: You should have invited me.

by Whywasn'tIborninAustralia March 10, 2013

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American Eagle

1.) The commuter airline branch of American Airlines.

2.) A lame-ass store that sells crappy jeans with holes already in them, shirts from non-existant shops, stores, teams, and places. The point of wearing Bill's Pizza Shop shirts, when no such pizza shop exists is beyond me. Overpriced, and very douchbaggy.

1.)I flew to NYC but still needed to get to Syracuse, so I took an American Eagle flight.

2.)I'm a douchbag and want to wear something so everyone knows it. I'm buying going to Ameriacan Eagle.

by Day July 4, 2005

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Mexican American

a very good swimmer that now is drunk off tequila

"damn, can that spic swim"
"must be Mexican American"

by i forgot March 4, 2005

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American Roulette

To play this, you need to rent a plane and 6 parachutes and one that's string pulls off and doesn't unfold. All 6 have to be identical in order to play. Make sure no one knows which one is which. Find a bunch of dumb-ass Americans and load up the plane. Be at a hight where if you fall you cannot possibly survive the fall. Now, give out one parachute to each American. Then, all of you have to jump out at the same time. (Try counting to 3 then jump all at the same time.)

Hey, lets go sky diving, guys. Ever hear of American Roulette?

by Talking Orange March 8, 2011

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