Monkey shine

trickery done by a sneaky individual

What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!

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monkey thump

loud, annoying rap music

I don't go to that club, all they play is that monkey thump

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hairy monkey

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina

Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

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jigger monkey

A word to break the awkward silence in a conversation

So Jenna whats going on.......

.......

.....

Tim says: Jigger Monkey

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proboscis monkey

A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.

teh proboscis monkey go teh HONKHONKHONK0rz!11!!11 LOLOLOL!!!!

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PORCH MONKEY

PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.

GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"

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monkey dump

The act of pooping while in a tree.

I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.

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