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Crack-fil-A

Crack-fil-A is an American fast food restaurant chain headquartered in the Atlanta suburb of College Park, Georgia, specializing in crack sandwiches.

Some say the sandwiches contain chicken, but this is incorrect. Due to the addictive nature of Crack-fil-A sandwiches, it has been conclusively determined that they contain a large percentage of crack cocaine chemically modified to be fully metabolized through ingestion.

Generally, the sandwiches also contain two or three small pickle slices.

Recently, Crack-fil-A restaurants have become Meccas for homosexual individuals looking for an accepting location to engage in consensual sexual relations with other members of the same gender.

"I was going to shoot up some heroine, but decided it was easier to just eat a sandwich at the Crack-fil-A."

by A Busy Man November 29, 2012

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Crack A Fat

To obtain or gain an erection
Aussie phrase

"He was so drunk he couldn't even Crack a fat"

by Sarah Kayness November 5, 2004

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crack cookies

Cookies that are chocolatey and makes you feel like you are floating on a cloud of butterflies.

Haylee is totaly addicted to Rachel's "crack cookies"!

by 74682349 March 9, 2009

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cracked out

A state of being messed up or very skewed

Wow, that is the most cracked out thing I've ever seen

by EListermann November 14, 2003

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cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 4, 2006

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cracking pies

lifting weights

i cracked some serious pies this morning

by kristoff September 15, 2003

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CRACK POPS

that shit the ice cream man sells. its awesome. its a foot that u lick and stick in a bunch of sugar that pops like its crack. its the safest crack hit u can take

that shits the best. dont mix with soda because u explode.

by deenie July 24, 2004

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