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Being the Crazy H is unequivocally the closest definition you'll get to perfect, mysterious and charming you'll ever find in a man, with a jaw sharper than a million knives and arms bigger than a redwood tree. His face is a perfect glass shape at all times with the combination of a rock-hard jawline. He's one big, stiff man, but deep down, he's a sweet heart.
His slight blushes, his staggered laughs, and his squinting looks, all add up to be the cutie that he is. Smart, attractive, handsome, he's got them all. He's sharp, decisive and distinctive all the qualities the one true stone cold hard boiled Alpha should have.
Crazy H you're an absolue sea monster.
A man manlier than a man, looks sharper than the blades of a thousand swords, he's the one and only Crazy H.
A Cameron Crazy camped out for a month to see UNC but has never seen a vagina.
The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
similar to that's crazy but more chill
"I just got arrested for illegal distribution of substance"
"thas crazy"
Adjective; To describe something, typically a person or activity, that is being extra or acting or displaying actions of extreme craziness.
"Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin are both Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."
"Most Floridians are beyond Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."
A man holding a woman up by her back leg and and quickly fucking her.
Me and my bitch did the crazy wheelbarrow last night.
Someone who has fallen head over heels in love with a light skinned man.
OMG girrrll, you already know I'm crazi for K.J.