Is a nice and funny guy, he is a deffinition of a GODDDDDD!!!!!
Love to hang around his friends, is very popular, and most of my friends are girls
Ethan is a genuinely nice friend and anyone would be lucky to of met him. His smile brings more smiles to the table after a long day of stress, his personality is of just pure honesty and kindness (although if something is pissing him off then he'll defend himself lol). If you meet this Ethan, he will guarantee at least give you some sort of happiness in life.
Have you met my friend Ethan yet? He is epiic!
A real ass dude that would fuck the shit outta u one second and ride or die for you the next. A real catch if you come across this guy don't let em slip away.
"Who is that nigga?" "That's Ethan"
Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
Ethan: I'm so awesome at gaming
Sianna: Please stop it and get some help.
Ethan: Your mom
Someone who is really outgoing and full of energy, very playful, and lovable! His heart is so pure he will make you fall in love with him, LITERALLY. Sometimes he can be very harsh but, at the end of the day his feeling for you are real. He’s probably one of the most gorgeous and handsome men I’ve ever laid my eyes on, I can’t take my eyes off him..there is really no word to describe this man..he’s beyond wonderful 💖
“Look at ethan, he’s so sweet!”
“Oh I know! I’d kill for a lovely guy like that.”