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(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully
Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us
(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully
Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us
Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.
Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.
Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.
Staten Island is the GOAT
A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.