National husband/ boyfriend day
July 14th Is Have a nice day.
National send a titty pic to your loved one day!
Him: Hey its July 14th, National send a titty pic to your loved one day!
Her: “Sends Titty Pic”
Him: Its also my birthday 😏
Her: Ill make sure to get you a present you wont forget 🤭
the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3
the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race
The 30th July is a day were the dream smp fandom remember all the people we lost and remember that they are now safe in l’manburg with ghostbur. They can finally rest. o7🕊
“Why do you have o7 written on your hand”
“It’s the 30th July. We need to remember them”
taste like Jensen Ackles.
Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.
Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered
Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie