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Friend 1: Today is MY day.
Friend 2: No, today is July 6th, Kortney Parker's day.
National Girls Day! This day is dedicated to those girls who need a night out with the girls!!
Girl 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl 2: I’m busy today sorry.
Girl 1: It’s July 6th!! You have to! It’s National Girls Day!
Girl 2: Oh in that case! I’m free right now and can have a girls night.
The day someone whos name starts with g has to kiss someone whos name starts with L
*G kisses L*
L: why'd you do that?
G: Because it's July 6th!
July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!
“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”
National destroy a shoplifting detector day
Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?
Rip shoplifting detector 07/16
National give your partner your shirt or hoodie! They haven’t told you this but they really would like one from you and they will love you even more then they already do (which is A LOT)! If you got this sent to you they REALLY REALLY REALLY want your shirt/ hoodie!
you: “hmmm OH today is July 16th! i should send them this!”
your partner: “WOW! i didn’t even know that was today! sure i will give it to you when i see you today!”